Jamie Huskisson Nottingham UK PHP, Magento, Wordpress freelance developer

Yes thats right, here’s my selection of some of the worst PHP tutorials i’ve seen submitted to Pixel2Life, ever.

Note: These tutorials where NOT accepted to Pixel2Life and are NOT a representation of what the actual content on Pixel2Life, just a representation of the crap people like to think is worthy of being called a tutorial…

A tutorial on PHP commenting:

Heres how to comment using PHP
1. Using //
2. Using /* and */
3. Using #

(Yes, that was it…)

Starting your first ever PHP file:

When I first started coding in PHP it was really tough but now i’m uber l33t man. Now heres how to start your first PHP file:

<?php
print ‘hello world’;
?>

Look forward to more uber tutorials!

THE BEST EVER PHP includes tutorial

To use includes simply include the following your page:
<?php include($page); ?>

Now use the following to automatically set this include:

http://www.mysite.com/?page=index.php

(Maybe I should use a root include and ruin your server? :)

And the best submitted tutorial ever…

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In closing, please when learning includes and echo’ing in PHP please do not think you are ready to write tutorials on how to use PHP.