This appeared upon me entering my rolled.at e-mail address in on a site, despite me also entering my UK address and UK post code, and UK phone numbers.

Darn that Austrian domain name for uncovering my true foreign identity.

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Excited I go to read, only to see this:

And the list of fixtures announced after a small gap:

(Page link here)

Copy goes in here, cope goes in here, copy goes in here. Copy goes in here, cope goes in here, copy goes in here.

They know just how to make a web developer laugh. So here’s to Sky Sports, may you continue your excellent online coverage of sports!

Update: More fixtures without names have appeared, whilst ‘copy goes in here’ appears another 10 more times too.

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Maybe if they made it possible to actually report bugs like this… maybe I’d be able to report it. What crafty campaigns can we come up with in order to bring this bug to light for the Carson family?

p.s. There’s a reason why the people who had ten minutes only had ten minutes – they aren’t very good presenters, and seemingly lack passion when talking about their product. (They all sound like sales pitches)

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfkjvagVsRI

Not long after that Ricky Gervais came in to steal the night from every other sketch and piece of comedy on the show with this sketch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK8I9106cfc

Note: whilst a few people may not understand Ricky Gervais’s humour I’ll explain it simply – he’s making fun out of himself in order to make fun out of the other celebs that use Comic Relief for their own gain without doing anything.

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If only..

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It was Movieman that inspired me to write this post. Check this comment he posted to add to the story that was dugg:

the funny part was cut from the original email. It goes like this:

…But to those few souls with whom I’ve actually interacted, here are my personalized notes of farewell:

To Caulfield: I will always remember sharing lunch with you, despite having clearly labeled it with my name.

To Mairead: I will miss detecting your flatulence as much as you will clearly miss walking past my cubicle to deliver it.

To Linda: Best wishes on your ongoing campaign to popularize these “email forwards.” I sincerely hope you receive that weekend full of good luck, that hug from an old friend, and that baby for your dusty womb.

And finally, to Kat: you were right – I tested positive. We’ll talk later.

…

If you ever needed a reason why I only read Digg for the comments… this is just one of the hundred’s of perfect examples.

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I’m guessing it went from Linkin Park to Shakira..

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If only I could teach it to RAWR at people who look at it in the wrong way – though I do hear they can good at mauling people.

If you look closely they are nearly indentical. If you can’t tell the difference I’ll give you a clue on how to tell them apart – it’s the ears.

Not only am I taking her up on her offer in a few years time – but I’m pointing you right towards the number 1 site on lionhead rabbits to learn more about my future furry friend.

Edit – Dan from tutorial-center.com sent me this link to teach my cat how to speak human. If he can’t tell the difference I must be onto something.

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I laughed for a good 10 minutes when I saw this picture on Digg… and I have no idea why. With over 4300 diggs – I’d imagine a lot of other people did too. Looks like I grabbed the original before the serial key was censored out too.

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Best comment on the story:
“thats def how my new copy if vista will come packaged” by stinkepete2021 with +191 diggs.

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A few weeks ago, Nick Berlette found an exploit on the DynaDot website and posted it on his blog.
Here’s what happened.

DynaDot sends a Cease and Desist to Nick’s hosting provider: screenshot here – link to hosting.

DynaDot sends a notice to GoDaddy, and his account is banned: screenshot here.

DynaDot sends a notice to Digg, his account is banned: http://www.digg.com/users/berlette (“invalid”), http://www.digg.com/register (check availability on “berlette” taken)

Nic’s blog is back up, post removed: http://www.berlettefx.com/

It’s amazing how far they went. But hey – I’d imagine he messed up their systems pretty bad considering it got to the front page of digg.

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Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them, and hides in the bedroom cupboard. Equally unexpectedly, the woman’s husband also comes home. Panicking, she puts her lover in the cupboard, not realising that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, “Dark in here.”
The man says, “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have a football.”
Man – “That’s nice.”
Boy – “Want to buy it?”
Man – “No, thanks.”
Boy – “My dad’s outside.”
Man – “OK, how much?”
Boy – “£250″

A few weeks later, the same situation occurs and the boy and his mother’s lover end up in the cupboard again.

Boy – “Dark in here.”
Man – “Yes, it is.”
Boy – “I have football boots.”
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, “How much?”
Boy – “£750″
Man – “Sold.”

A few days later, the boy’s father says to the boy, “Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer. The boy says, “I can’t, I sold my ball and boots.”

The father says, “What?! How much did you sell them for?”
Boy – “£1,000.”

The father says, “That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That is far more than those two things cost. That was a very wrong thing to do, son. I think we ought to pay a visit to the church and ask the Lord to forgive you for your greed.”

They go to the church and the father seats the little boy in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, “Dark in here.”

The priest says, “Don’t start that sh*t again. You’re in my cupboard now.”

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http://www.comedycentral.com/events/susd/index.jhtml

You can vote at the link above once a day for your favourite comedian – for me, Mitch is easily the funniest. I have the full special and I’ve watched it a good four or five times – the man is simply a legend.

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Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol – Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke – Dead

Third worm in chocolate syrup – Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive

So the Minister asked the congregation – What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
“As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!”

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The guy gets a little desperate for people to immitate near the 80-90 mark, but up until then he was pretty spot on. Only 3-4 voices are questionable – and then still, 75 out of 100 is reason enough to hire him.

Also – have to ‘give him props’ for his flow, he didn’t stutter once and barely stops to take a breath. This must be one hell of a video to get for an audition for say voice actor on Family Guy, eh?

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Brilliant prank.. absolutely love it – and even wanted to join in near the end :)

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Quotes from the video that I loved:
“Anyone who knows me knows I am no fan of scientists. Anybody who dedicates their life to searching for an answer other than ‘God did it’ is no friend of mine”

“Take Sharp who have introduced a new 108″ flatscreen tv. Don’t want to say what this would be amazing for – but it rhymes with pornography.”

“Yes the iPhone has given the nerd community its hardest collective wood since Princess Lea wore a bronze bikini. But you haven’t engorged me Apple – I am flaccid with rage!”

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Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights….

She looked down… and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device… a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. “You impotent bastard!!!,” She screamed at him, “how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!”

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:
“I’ll explain the toy ……. you explain the kids.”

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I absolutely laughed my arse off for five minutes when I saw this on a forum. Join me and subsribe to the brilliant comic over at http://www.xkcd.com/ :)

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A loser applys for a design job with racist attitudes thinking he is better than the rest of the world and now he is so well known he will never work in Dubai, let’s hope not. now that the whole world knows his name.

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Not only is this guy playing the coolest character on Heroes, he also did the code for all the Lucasfilm Special Effects. Pretty damn funny interview. Check out the little ‘_____ in a box’ homage he does to Timberlake in the beginning! Classic!

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Ever wanted to send a resignation letter that would go down in history? Try reading this one for inspiration. Maybe you wanted to know some random, but interesting facts about domain names? Try here for a good read :)

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Last summer, while creating a personal blog, I snapped. Internet Explorer is holding us back. Its ill-support of CSS2 has brought a halt to the advancement of website design. So I jumped on the anti-Internet Explorer bandwagon with my own joke campaign, Too Cool for Internet Explorer. It was a joke, plain and simple. A lot of people didn’t quite get the humor in it. Others thought it was the greatest thing since Spread Firefox and wanted a full-blown site. Honestly, I’m sick of getting emails from uber-excited nerds and hate mail from IE advocates. The content is now coming down.

- “Good bye, Too cool” – Paul Armstrong (Creator of Too cool for IE)

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